Marilyn for once...

The picture of the up-skirt Marilyn Monroe is world famous. It wasn't really an accident, but clever female calculation...
Not calculated was the attention I attracted unwillingly in the streets of London. Once again I was a bit impatient and might received my punishment right on the spot: I crossed the street while the traffic light was still red. My dress looked good, very flattery and a bit short. But not very aerodynamic. The wind caught my outfit and in the middle of the streets I exposed myself!
The old man who was still waiting for the traffic light to change must have gotten very excited!
Unfortunate for him: I wore underwear and some almost opaque tights...