Can I have more?

A woman asking for a second dessert after a three course meal must be some kind of rarity nowadays.
This is the only explanation I have for the incredulous look the waiter gave me upon my request. Counting calories and always sticking to salad - nothing for me! Life is there to enjoy and not to fit into size 6! And who can resist chocolate profiteroles with an orange sauce?
All you anorectic women out there, you are clearly missing out!
I must have left an impression on the waiter, he came back to me with an extra big portion...

A little something for the ladies in the neighbourhood

Another night out in a fancy London night club. I was in kind of in a hurry due to my hurting feet and the freezing cold! But making my way home through the lively night, I suddenly got approached by a gentleman!
A true man of style! He was dressed in a very sophisticated way, wearing a suit with a bow tie and an elegant coat. He kindly introduced himself as Laurence. Actually he was very courteous and classy! I was very surprised that this sort of men can be met in London nightlife rather then in an opera house...

Well, Laurence kindly asked to give me a "special offer for the ladies in the neighbourhood". I couldn't say no to such a well behaved man and just took the envelope he gave me. I was honoured with grateful thanks and a deep bow.

During my ride home I had enough time to study Laurence's "special offer": Dear Madam, it was a pleasure to meat you today...
... handsome and attentive male offers social accompaniment and fully satisfying genuine massages... providing the ultimate male experience...

Hmmm, does not really sound like a spa experience!

At least it is quite interesting to see on what high level Laurence & Co. have to approach women to meet our needs. Most of the male clientele is not so demanding, by far easier to please and often not very picky with its choice.

The only question is whether I looked desperate or just like a nice "customer" to have...